To most accidents are defined as a one off chance, the one in a million injury. Not for me, I have turned getting hurt into an art form. Getting hurt in some way, shape or form has turned into somewhat of a (unwilling) hobby for me. People have been telling me for a long time that I need to start writing this stuff down…..I finally took them up on that idea. I’ve never written anything down for the world to see, mostly keeping my thoughts to myself locked away in some private journal somewhere. This process is both exciting and terrifying. The thought of “Oh god what if no one ever reads this”, or “Please don’t let me sound stupid.” So this is it, a chronicle of my life as told through my misadventures and injuries. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy telling you about them. The getting hurt, well I am going to keep on hating that, but no doubt it will keep on happening.